2008 Nerdcore Calendar

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Nerdcore 2010: Horror

(12-month calendar)

No genre has been more synonomous with nerds and nudity than the horror, which is why Nerdcore got a little bit bloody for 2010. From the classics to the controversial, this 4th Annual calendar features pinups of all varieties: cover model Jana Jordan getting paranormal with a TV set, sultry scream queen Justine Joli in the most vintage of psychotic shower scenes, Bobbi Starr sewn together (literally) in a more naked version of Frankenstein, as well as Aria Giovanni, Kayla Jane Danger, Karlie Montana, Mosh, and Zoli Suicide getting their scream on.

Sexy, not scary. Nerdcore 2010.

$25.00 (plus shipping)

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5-PACK - 5 Calendars for the Price of 4!!

Perfect for holiday gifts and all that.

$100.00 (plus shipping)

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RETROSPECTIVE PACK:
All 4 Calendars:

2007 (classic videogames)

2008 (heroes/villains)

2009 (sci-fi)

2010 (horror)

$75.00 (plus shipping)

+ Following the footprints left by the first three calendars, this 2010 edition marks the fourth collaboration between photographer Cherie Roberts and designer/artist Jason Adam, and features giant, awesome photography of industry superstars: geek goddess Justine Joli, Bobbi Starr, Aria Giovanni, Kayla Jane Danger, Karlie Montana, Mosh, and Zoli Suicide.

+ NERD DATES - Regular and nerdy holidays, including over one hundred important holy days for geeks, including: Major movie releases; conventions like San Diego Comic-Con, Alternative Press Expo, etc. ; anniversaries for major franchises and cult classics; birthdays for of genre favorite creators, actors, writers, and directors; and key fictional happenings, from obscure to awesome.

+ OVERSIZED DIMENSIONS - 12 inches wide x 18 inches tall (much larger than standard calendars), with a spiral binding for easy flipping and hanging.

+ QUALITY - Printed on heavy, archival-style paper stock, as well as a glossy, UV coating, giving the calendar an extended lifespan long beyond 2009.

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Nerdcore 2009: Sci-Fi

(12-month calendar)

In geek culture, there are many holy grails � but the genre of science fiction is hard to top, at least for us nerds at Nerdcore�. In our 12-month, 2009 calendar, the greatest sci-fi themes and motifs are explored like never before, from epic space operas to more intimate retro-chic, ala your favorite sexy super spies from the 60s. You�ll find portraits of a fiery redhead being carried off by giant robots (starring geek goddess Justine Joli), a purple-haired vixen presiding over a futuristic metropolis (European sensation Jana Cova), and a topless cyborg adorned in western gear, revolvers and all (starlet Bobbi Starr).

This is the third annual Nerdcore� calendar.

This is Nerdcore 2009: Sci-Fi.

+ In the tradition of the best-selling 2007 and 2008 Nerdcore calendars, this 2009 edition marks the third time famed photographer Cherie Roberts and designer/artist Jason Adam have worked together, and features giant, awesome photography of industry superstars: geek goddess Justine Joli, European sensation Jana Cova (pictured above), Zoli Suicide (pictured above), Bobbi Starr, Georgia Jones, Crystal Klein (pictured above), two-time Nerdcore cover girl Karlie Montana, and many other beauties.

+ NERD DATES � Regular and nerdy holidays, including over one hundred important holy days for geeks, including: Major movie releases; conventions like San Diego Comic-Con, Alternative Press Expo, etc. ; anniversaries for major franchises and cult classics; birthdays for of genre favorite creators, actors, writers, and directors; and key fictional happenings, from obscure to awesome.

+ OVERSIZED DIMENSIONS � 12 inches wide x 18 inches tall (much larger than standard calendars), with a spiral binding for easy flipping and hanging.

+ QUALITY � Printed on heavy, archival-style paper stock, as well as a glossy, UV coating, giving the calendar an extended lifespan long beyond 2009.

2008 Nerdcore Calendar

In the great lineage of comic books, no one has explored heroes and villains quite like Nerdcore�. In this 12-month, 2008 calendar, heroines and their evil counterparts square off in quite revealing ways � a fully nude firestarter igniting her surroundings, a �super� lass undresses after a hard day�s night of battling bad guys, and a katana-wielding vixen, wearing a headband and not much else, shows a few ninjas who�s the real boss is. These are the powered-up ladies that watch over downtown Los Angeles from rooftops and can turn invisible with the snap of a finger. They are the heroes and villains of the 2008 Nerdcore� calendar.

GIFT PACK - 5 calendars for the price of 4

(It's the perfect holiday present for all your friends)

+ In the tradition of the best-selling 2007 Nerdcore� calendar, this 2008 edition reunites famed photographer Cherie Roberts and designer/artist Jason Adam, and features tasteful, giant photography of nude girls in heroic and villainous settings. Featuring geek goddess Justine Joli, former Playboy "Cyber Playmate" Jessica Kramer, and 2007 Nerdcore� cover girl Karlie Montana, and many other beauties.

+ NERD DATES � Regular and nerdy holidays, including over one hundred important holy days for geeks, including: Major movie releases like Iron Man, Speed Racer, The Dark Knight, Indiana Jones 4, Harold and Kumar 2, and The Incredible Hulk; conventions like San Diego Comic-Con, Alternative Press Expo, etc. ; anniversaries for Night of the Living Dead and more cult classics; birthdays for Stan Lee, Quentin Tarantino, Jean Luc Picard and others ; even Sarah Connor�s assassination, the morning Oceanic Airlines Flight 815 departed, and the day Marty was sent back to the future.

+ OVERSIZED DIMENSIONS � 12 inches wide x 18 inches tall (much larger than standard calendars), with a spiral binding for easy flipping and hanging.

+ QUALITY � Printed on heavy, archival-style paper stock, as well as a glossy, UV coating, giving the calendar an extended lifespan long beyond 2008.

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2-PACK@#!!

Both calendars for cheaper!

Miss out on the 2007 Nerdcore calendar? Fret not, because we're offering you, the consummate collector, the deal of a lifetime -- two calendars for far cheaper than buying just one. That's right -- Nerdcore 2008, plus the ultra cool, still-in-style Nerdcore 2007

+ Regular AND nerdy holidays, including dozens of important holy days for geeks (major movie release dates like Transformers, Grind House, Spider-Man 3; conventions like San Diego Comic-Con, Game Developer's Conference, South by Southwest; birthdays for Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of Mario, and other industry luminaries; and even the day HAL 9000 turns on).

+ Oversized dimensions (12 x 18 inches)

+ Heavy, archival-style paper stock

+ Spot UV coating (a.k.a. glossy) on all photos, suitable for framing after calendar's lifespan

+ Easy to write on with any kind of pen

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2007 Nerdcore Calendar

It's the hardcore gamer's fantasy � a utopia of retro button-mashing and joystick-tweaking, populated by cute girls playing to their heart's content. Nude girls. Arcade coin-ops, consoles, and handhelds galore � it's all fair game for these young lasses in this 2007 calendar of artfully-shot images by famed photographer Cherie Roberts .

+ Oversized dimensions (12 x 18 inches)

+ Heavy, archival-style paper stock

+ Spot UV coating (a.k.a. glossy) on all photos, suitable for framing after calendar's lifespan

+ Easy to write on with any kind of pen

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